Friday, December 11, 2009

Caveman Italian 101

Girfle. Groooooooooooooog. Rooboo? Goo!
Foodbloobagooooooooooooooooooog. Boob.
Bufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufuufufufufufufufufufufufooooooooof.
Gargle. Goooooooobagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga
understand.
That dialog that you just read (Girfle. Groooooooooooooog. Rooboo? Goo!
Foodbloobagooooooooooooooooooog. Boob.
Bufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufuufufufufufufufufufufufooooooooof.
Gargle. Goooooooobagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga
understand.) Was all of this post. Since you don't know boogese, I will
repeat it in English.
We have been speaking Italian for a long time, but at no point ever,
have we understood what we have been actually saying. We have been
saying the Italian version of "is possible (ummmmmm…) we go to station
(ummmmmm…) 17 December (ummmmmm…) 5 in morning (…) thank you." This only
dawned upon us when we ended the call to the taxi service.
Now you know what "Girfle. Groooooooooooooog. Rooboo? Goo!
Foodbloobagooooooooooooooooooog. Boob.
Bufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufuufufufufufufufufufufufooooooooof.
Gargle. Goooooooobagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga
understand. " means.

-- By Rigel

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